I think a lot of us have our version of it in our heads. Some of mine:
Always be concerned about a man following you if he is of your same race. Look for patterns that could be predictors of OCD - especially if someone is doing those actions near fires. When trapped by a psychopath feel free to ramble about them & why they are the way they are. Don't tackle panel vans. [That's why we all need a little Morgan.] Abduct/dump in different jurisdictions, particularly over state line if possible. [Don't think that one will ever be useful.] If someone owns a crematorium, count their children each time you see them. Always study your therapist's actions. Don't follow a routine: drive different ways to work, arrive home at random times & never go to the same place to walk your dog within a week. FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING - COVER YOUR WEBCAM!! Don't eat pork. Don't eat provided food if you are volunteering in a manhunt. Aphasia can be a sign of schizophrenia... or anthrax. Tardive dyskinesia is a sign of long term usage of anti-psychotics. Never lick an envelope. A blind person making a clicking noise might be using echolocation. Enucleators remove eyes. If anyone you know talks about a dead loved one as still living - it could be a psychotic break. Beware of all big empty buildings... and of all vehicles that could be used to transport a body. All teens can present as psychotic. Triple check a victim if they survive, especially if they have many wounds. They could've staged it. Spencer looks hot with ANY hair style. Ditto Penelope. If Emily calls you ma'am or sir - listen for the inherent f.u. Rossi cares more about his shoes than for his colleagues. Do Not Piss Off Hotch. Wearing bad shirts fights crime. Always find a reason for Shemar to remove his shirt. Having your boss assisting you to do better on the gun range is SEXY. Not snipers, Long-Distance-Serial-Killers. Understand Arthurian legend. The Golden Ratio can be seen in a Fibonacci spiral. AND... While I was thrilled with Gideon & Elle's leaving, I LOATHE J.J. being gone.
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Some of mine:
Always be concerned about a man following you if he is of your same race.
Look for patterns that could be predictors of OCD - especially if someone is doing those actions near fires.
When trapped by a psychopath feel free to ramble about them & why they are the way they are.
Don't tackle panel vans. [That's why we all need a little Morgan.]
Abduct/dump in different jurisdictions, particularly over state line if possible. [Don't think that one will ever be useful.]
If someone owns a crematorium, count their children each time you see them.
Always study your therapist's actions.
Don't follow a routine: drive different ways to work, arrive home at random times & never go to the same place to walk your dog within a week.
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING - COVER YOUR WEBCAM!!
Don't eat pork.
Don't eat provided food if you are volunteering in a manhunt.
Aphasia can be a sign of schizophrenia... or anthrax.
Tardive dyskinesia is a sign of long term usage of anti-psychotics.
Never lick an envelope.
A blind person making a clicking noise might be using echolocation.
Enucleators remove eyes.
If anyone you know talks about a dead loved one as still living - it could be a psychotic break.
Beware of all big empty buildings... and of all vehicles that could be used to transport a body.
All teens can present as psychotic.
Triple check a victim if they survive, especially if they have many wounds. They could've staged it.
Spencer looks hot with ANY hair style.
Ditto Penelope.
If Emily calls you ma'am or sir - listen for the inherent f.u.
Rossi cares more about his shoes than for his colleagues.
Do Not Piss Off Hotch.
Wearing bad shirts fights crime.
Always find a reason for Shemar to remove his shirt.
Having your boss assisting you to do better on the gun range is SEXY.
Not snipers, Long-Distance-Serial-Killers.
Understand Arthurian legend.
The Golden Ratio can be seen in a Fibonacci spiral.
AND... While I was thrilled with Gideon & Elle's leaving, I LOATHE J.J. being gone.