Ugh. Well I'd just ignore the wank because I'd be in my happy place. As long as they make her someone compatible to him, I'd be happy. Like, Lila Archer was a nice fling and it was hot to watch him make out in the pool with her, and I love that damn episode (haters to the left), but no Lila Archer-esque girlfriends, please. Someone smart, but also pretty and a nerd herself (though she may hide it more easily). He also needs a woman who's bold, since he's so reserved.

I haven't thought about this at all, btw....

ETA: Yes, I see where the wank would come from. She'd be picked to pieces, as I kind of just did lol.