I would DEFINITELY go for some non-slash Criminal Minds fanfic :D Most def. Elle and Gideon would be nice, but I don't know many people who like that pairing, most people seem to like the slash, as you said.

I don't know of any Garcia witticism icons (I love her drunk-driving comment) except the ones that were posted by someone else, sorry. I don't know how to make icons, I think some special program is needed for that :O