ext_325559 ([identity profile] drasticbarbie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] criminalxminds2010-01-03 08:16 am

let's discuss!

this if for those of you who read fanfic, which is hopefully most of you.

what are your fanfic pet peeves? is there a pairing or genre you won't read? do you hate mistakes in canon?

for me it's more about grammar. i get irritated with bad spelling (use spellcheck!), poor use of punctuation (besides commas because there are about 40 rules. you should know the basics), and capitalization. in posts i don't bother with caps. but when i publish i try to make it as correct as possible.

other things are the use of certain words. there/their/they're, we're/ were/where, bare/bear, lie/lay/laid etc., i/me, overuse of italics and bold. to me italics are good for emphasizing certain words that should be stressed, either in dialog or narration, sounds coming off the television/phone or written words read by the narrator or out loud in dialog, musical lyrics. it just makes it easier to understand that it isn't normal sounds. i only use bold in my author's note, disclaimer, and warnings.

also, i won't even read a fic that has all the text bunched up because someone didn't press enter. or something with only about 200 words.

also, when you address someone it should be like,   Person, blah blah. with the comma there. that just bugs me.

for specifically CM i won't read Morgan with anyone but Garcia. i don't know, i just think they belong together and i love that Garcia is one of very few average sized women on television. in spite of what hollywood wants us to think, most women are more Garcia's size than JJ's.

Re: Ode to the Hotel Mini Bar

[identity profile] iamtheliquorr.livejournal.com 2010-01-04 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
O snap I just used a mini-bar in one of my stories

To be fair though, the characters have one drink each and no one gets wasted

The idea of one of them running down to the corner store for a flask is charmingly ghetto, however

Re: Ode to the Hotel Mini Bar

[identity profile] kuriadalmatia.livejournal.com 2010-01-04 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's not something you'd know unless you travel a lot. Some hotels do still have minibars. Larger cities, yes. Smaller ones, no.

Most hotels have a "Market" on the premises that will sell alcohol. I just can't see any of the CM crew dealing with the "mini bar" charge on their hotel bill, because that's how it shows up. There's no secret when you snark from the minibar because it's a charge direct to your hotel bill. Someone from accounting is gonna see it:)

Cheers!

Re: Ode to the Hotel Mini Bar

[identity profile] iamtheliquorr.livejournal.com 2010-01-04 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I blame Elle and her raiding the minibar for all those fics

Especially since I can totally picture her hitting the corner store. She is from Brooklyn.