criminalxminds | C. Thomas Howell ("The Reaper") as...a woman?!?!!

OMG Someone get me a life preserver. *gasp*

AAAAAH!!! THE AQUA RUFFLED DRESS!

This is freakin' hilarious! Cherry 69 is apparently Christine Baranski's rockin' little sister! And yes! Someone MUST write the ultimate Hotch/Foyet 'Dream Date' fic! Y'think Cherry 69 would consider reprising Dharma's Naked Dance to Spring?

Someone on my flist said they're going to come up with some kind of fanvid and incorporate "The Reaper in Drag" in it. I must see it!

Haha, "AAAAAH!!! THE AQUA RUFFLED DRESS!"

This video is so epic; I love it! He's so feminine - especially when he adjusts his "manhood".

How would a "dream date" between Hotch/Foyet and THIS go? ....for some reason the creepy "doll" episode from last week just came to mind. NEED BRAIN BLEACH!

He's still terrifying.

How would a 'dream date' for them go? Well......

[tracking shot of smoky nightclub, lingering over spilled booze, overflowing ashtrays, a drunk puking in an alley. Inside jump-cuts of various patrons at the bar, neon signs saying "BEER! It's what's for dinner." and "I never met a drink I didn't like." Close-up of Hotchner, fall down at the end of the bar.

Cherry: "Honey, you look like you could use a stiff one!"

aaand.....the slash just writes itself, doesn't it? *wink*

(that was meant to read 'face down at the end of the bar'....sorry! Distracted by the very thought of them dancing......something Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, I think.

hahaha...when he's in the black dress, and they say he looks like a "female Russian athlete", he still reminds me of Foyet...and throughout the whole thing...and....HE'S NOT TERRIFYING!!

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I've never read fic...but I'd totally read that.

I just laughed so hard I almost yarfed up my ginger ale!

O.0 Oh...my...gawd!!! LMAO!!!

Oh the wonderful horrors of possible fics that are filling my demented brain, hahaha!!! ;-)

=]]]] YAY!

<3 <3 him in drag.

The outtakes are good too...but this is just...beyond words

:D

Haha, I gotta say he's got a great sense of humor about the whole thing, haha! It's hilarious he actually goes and tries on outfits and everything.

If I'd known about the show and that he was on it I might've actually bothered to watch, haha! :D

Ooops Sorry! (and now I'm torn between the desire to really start plotting such a crack fic ----and I know I owe everyone here the last parts of the Xmas story I never finished (ill partner, long story)---or actually trying to think out a serious story where Foyet didn't die---but no one dared to tell Hotch.....*shudders* Ooooh that could even creep ME out! Imagine Foyet deciding to become the new Mrs. Hotchner.....

Someone in

tomhowell found video of the full season on Amazon.com. The first episode is free...you have to pay for the others.

I watched the first episode and he's PRECIOUS!

FOYET NOT DYING?!?!?

PLEASE WRITE THIS...I WILL READ IT AND LOVE YOU FOREVER.

I think I was the only person in the world who almost cried when HE died, and not Haley.

Foyet becoming the new Mrs. Hotchner reminds me of Hadden Clark...or Ed Gein!

Oh cool, haha! Might watch the first episode - I don't really have money for all of them, you know?

I found clips and such of every episode on VH1...since he made it pretty darn far from what I can tell he's in a lot of them, haha! It's fun watching Foyet do magic! ;-)

I agree. I usually don't like Reality TV but I totally want to watch this.

My father loves magic so if it ever comes out on DVD, or reairs, I may get him to watch with me!

He also hosted and produced a show called "All Jacked Up" (which is kind of like a hillbilly/country version of Jackass). He's so excited and enthusiastic about it! I'd recommend some of those episodes too. CMT has full episodes here (http://www.cmt.com/videos/cmt-all-jacked-up-101/1619208/full-episode.jhtml) on their website. I especially recommend episode ONE. (Foyet riding an ostrich!)

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Or one HELLUVA twist on Mrs. Doubtfire! *snerk* He would certainly need some facial reconstruction after that killer right hook Hotch landed on him, so put it together with Foyet's nearly shape-shifting abilities and it wouldn't strain reality that badly! Of course, the only person who'd be onto him quickly would be the one person no one is paying too much attention to (or not the right kind of attention): Jack.

If I can get the time to write, I really will do it. I liked Foyet almost as much as Frank (who was just drop-dead (scuse the pun) wonderful!). I adored the pyscho-sexual monologue he had while stabbing Hotchner in THAB 2. *giggle* There really are times this show gets Slashy-Beyond-Belief for a network production. I hadn't expected that at all! *G*

Foyet is my all-time favorite unsub. I'd never seen "Omnivore" before so at the end of Season 4, I was like "who tf is this?"...and all through Season 5, I still had no idea but slowly caught on to the fact that he was in an episode I'd missed. I finally saw "Omnivore" AFTER "100" and...I watch them both religiously now. I'm obsessed.

As for Frank, I liked him up until the end of the second episode he was in...he went from being "badass" to "omgz, I love you, let's go together" and...like he wasn't "hardcore" anymore. It was kind of a let-down for me.

And oh god RE: Mrs. Doubtfire. Thank god Howell is better looking than Williams...he makes a much more appealing woman!

Haha, me too! I dig magic and I found out some of the other people that were on the show and like them too. If it re-airs I'd watch it, haha!

...Foyet on an ostrich? SOLD!!! LMAO!!! I'm going to have to check it out right now, hahaha!!

*Shudders as image of Foyet on an ostrich in a dress* Hahahaha!!!! ;-)

I believe the link I provided automatically links to the first (ostrich) episode.

It's gold!

And I'd hate to be him (and/or his "junk") if he had to wear a dress while flopping around on that bird...

ETA: your icon is so much better than mine...(wants)

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And dresses better, too! Foyet as the new housekeeper? because Hotchner cannot continue to live with his sister-in-law indefinitely without marrying her----he's not Thomas Jefferson. ROFLMAO! Omnivore is just....breathtaking. I do love a good villian! And I suppose NOTHING slashy about the show should surprise me after Dawson Does Reid. *giggles madly*

I think I liked what Carradine did in showing Frank's cross-wired brain. Reminded me of his dad in the weirdest way. LOL!

I'm a little more than disappointed that I didn't see "Omnivore" until after all the other Foyet episodes. Because in the following episodes, it explained "blah blah, he did it to himself..HE'S "The Reaper"...so...there was no "surprise" in "Omnivore" for me...though I know I would've figured it out anyway...as soon as he said "Do you know how long it takes to stab someone 67 times?" and had that look in his eye...and the "He's just a man" - "Then why can't you catch him?" would've been a dead give-away for me. I've always been "good" at "spotting" killers in shows!

/ramble

Haha, it did and I watched it...C Thomas Howell just became 100 times cooler, haha!

LMAO!!! Poor guy would be speaking falsetto after the ride, haha!

Aw, thanks!

dragonladyk made it for me. (Though the one with writing I made.) I like yours too though!

(coughs, hints) you should join tomhowell community..I intend to post all kinds of shit of his, as I find it.

I'm slowly discovering just how awesome he is...even outside of Criminal Minds.

And aw, yay..<3 Foyet icons!

And thanks...though my icons suck (in my opinion...but I may be my toughest critic)

Haha...just might! He seems to result in my great amusement, haha!

...I'd only seen bits of him in The Outsiders or whatever that movie was before seeing him in Criminal Minds. I didn't even know he did these other shows, haha!

Indeed! Though I only have the two - one Foyet, one Hotch/Foyet.

Aww, no, I like them! I'd snatch some if I had the space, haha! ...I'm thinking I need to get a paid account to get more.

Yeah, I'd only seen a few of his 80s movies before Criminal Minds...and CM is what really drew me in. Now every 2 weeks, I search his name on DirecTV to see if there's anything I haven't seen that I can record. I want to see everything he's done!

And I bought 32948 of his DVDs (without viewing them elsewhere first)...he's an amazing actor. Some of these movies are complete shit but he makes them tolerable just by his acting alone. Impressive!

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"Do you know how long it takes to stab someone 67 times?" rhetorical question, right? LOL! It was rather obvious at that point. *giggle*

Someone MUST write the ultimate Hotch/Foyet 'Dream Date' fic!

Oh God. Don't tempt me.

actually trying to think out a serious story where Foyet didn't die

DO IT! DO IT! DOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Haha, I know he did a lot of, like, B movies and guest appearances of TV shows but I never saw any of them, haha!

...That's a bold move, haha! I don't have money for that but I might try and catch him on TV. And, if all else fails, I have all the CM seasons so far on DVD, lol!!

Haha, I love actors like that! :D

did you join yet?...(applies peer pressure)...just kidding.

And yeah, he's awesome!

Haha, no, I left to finish a fic piece (Hotch/Reid)...back now and gonna join! :D

:D

=P Okay....

but seriously, no pressure..if you don't want to, you don't have to!

Haha, well, too late cause I joined! ;-) I looked around and the set-up looks cool and all. :D

=]

I just hope to get more activity (from other users) and updates on there! The video post did pretty well, as far as comments, compared to all the other entries..blah blah

:D

Yeah, sometimes communities take a while to pick up. I suggest videos, fun little discussions, and maybe fanfic based on his characters....Foyet alone could produce to some activity cause, haha, you can cross-post there and here.

Most of the current members got picked up from 80s communities..especially "The Outsiders"...so...I don't know ...I need a wide range of content, me thinks!

Haha, cool! And, yeah, the more range of content the more range of fans. But I'm pretty sure you can pick up some Foyet fans from around here...aside from me, lol!

I have tried...and failed =[

Jason Gideon: Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Dr. Spencer Reid: Samuel Beckett.

Derek Morgan: Try not. Do or do not.

Dr. Spencer Reid: Yoda.

:D

That episode was just on the other night..I'd never seen it before! I'd thought I'd seen pretty much every episode and then Season 1, episodes 1-2 aired and I was like "wtf are these?" only to find out it was when it allll started. They should be aired more often. I liked them!

*dangles the Ultimate Purple Carrot and bats eyes*

Pretty please with cyanide on top? *wink*

C. Thomas Howell ("The Reaper") as...a woman?!?!!

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