I think a lot of us have our version of it in our heads. Some of mine:
Always be concerned about a man following you if he is of your same race. Look for patterns that could be predictors of OCD - especially if someone is doing those actions near fires. When trapped by a psychopath feel free to ramble about them & why they are the way they are. Don't tackle panel vans. [That's why we all need a little Morgan.] Abduct/dump in different jurisdictions, particularly over state line if possible. [Don't think that one will ever be useful.] If someone owns a crematorium, count their children each time you see them. Always study your therapist's actions. Don't follow a routine: drive different ways to work, arrive home at random times & never go to the same place to walk your dog within a week. FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING - COVER YOUR WEBCAM!! Don't eat pork. Don't eat provided food if you are volunteering in a manhunt. Aphasia can be a sign of schizophrenia... or anthrax. Tardive dyskinesia is a sign of long term usage of anti-psychotics. Never lick an envelope. A blind person making a clicking noise might be using echolocation. Enucleators remove eyes. If anyone you know talks about a dead loved one as still living - it could be a psychotic break. Beware of all big empty buildings... and of all vehicles that could be used to transport a body. All teens can present as psychotic. Triple check a victim if they survive, especially if they have many wounds. They could've staged it. Spencer looks hot with ANY hair style. Ditto Penelope. If Emily calls you ma'am or sir - listen for the inherent f.u. Rossi cares more about his shoes than for his colleagues. Do Not Piss Off Hotch. Wearing bad shirts fights crime. Always find a reason for Shemar to remove his shirt. Having your boss assisting you to do better on the gun range is SEXY. Not snipers, Long-Distance-Serial-Killers. Understand Arthurian legend. The Golden Ratio can be seen in a Fibonacci spiral. AND... While I was thrilled with Gideon & Elle's leaving, I LOATHE J.J. being gone.
Trufax. I have a post-it note covering my webcam (I really do). When I tried to explain to a friend it was because of CM, I got a strange, strange look. I ignored her. I think of it as an important safety tip.
Do Not Piss Off Hotch.
This. Although it is pretty hot when you do... er... I mean scary. Yeah, scary.
While I was thrilled with Gideon & Elle's leaving, I LOATHE J.J. being gone.
Note how the writers found a way to fit J.J.'s departure into the Arthurian meta: http://http//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinevere#Abduction_of_Guinevere
And allow me to add some of mine:
The line between the wolves and the sheepdogs can be very thin indeed--and sometimes the sheep will butt right back.
See that freaky character who belongs to that subculture the news media are in an uproar over? The respectable upstanding citizen right next to them is the UNSUB.
Trying to hide your embarrassing personal secrets from profilers is like trying to hide a fart from a bloodhound.
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Some of mine:
Always be concerned about a man following you if he is of your same race.
Look for patterns that could be predictors of OCD - especially if someone is doing those actions near fires.
When trapped by a psychopath feel free to ramble about them & why they are the way they are.
Don't tackle panel vans. [That's why we all need a little Morgan.]
Abduct/dump in different jurisdictions, particularly over state line if possible. [Don't think that one will ever be useful.]
If someone owns a crematorium, count their children each time you see them.
Always study your therapist's actions.
Don't follow a routine: drive different ways to work, arrive home at random times & never go to the same place to walk your dog within a week.
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING - COVER YOUR WEBCAM!!
Don't eat pork.
Don't eat provided food if you are volunteering in a manhunt.
Aphasia can be a sign of schizophrenia... or anthrax.
Tardive dyskinesia is a sign of long term usage of anti-psychotics.
Never lick an envelope.
A blind person making a clicking noise might be using echolocation.
Enucleators remove eyes.
If anyone you know talks about a dead loved one as still living - it could be a psychotic break.
Beware of all big empty buildings... and of all vehicles that could be used to transport a body.
All teens can present as psychotic.
Triple check a victim if they survive, especially if they have many wounds. They could've staged it.
Spencer looks hot with ANY hair style.
Ditto Penelope.
If Emily calls you ma'am or sir - listen for the inherent f.u.
Rossi cares more about his shoes than for his colleagues.
Do Not Piss Off Hotch.
Wearing bad shirts fights crime.
Always find a reason for Shemar to remove his shirt.
Having your boss assisting you to do better on the gun range is SEXY.
Not snipers, Long-Distance-Serial-Killers.
Understand Arthurian legend.
The Golden Ratio can be seen in a Fibonacci spiral.
AND... While I was thrilled with Gideon & Elle's leaving, I LOATHE J.J. being gone.
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FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING - COVER YOUR WEBCAM!!
Trufax. I have a post-it note covering my webcam (I really do). When I tried to explain to a friend it was because of CM, I got a strange, strange look. I ignored her. I think of it as an important safety tip.
Do Not Piss Off Hotch.
This. Although it is pretty hot when you do... er... I mean scary. Yeah, scary.
While I was thrilled with Gideon & Elle's leaving, I LOATHE J.J. being gone.
A thousand times this.
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AKA: At the end of a patient man's fuse is a mushroom cloud.
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I get some strange looks, but that's the fun of it!
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Note how the writers found a way to fit J.J.'s departure into the Arthurian meta: http://http//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinevere#Abduction_of_Guinevere
And allow me to add some of mine:
The line between the wolves and the sheepdogs can be very thin indeed--and sometimes the sheep will butt right back.
See that freaky character who belongs to that subculture the news media are in an uproar over? The respectable upstanding citizen right next to them is the UNSUB.
Trying to hide your embarrassing personal secrets from profilers is like trying to hide a fart from a bloodhound.
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