Okay lovelies, need some quote help

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Hey guys!   I'm working on something and I need quotes specifically related to Reid not being able to get a date/get laid/being socially inept, etc., from whoever, but especially team members.  I have a few and I know I could find more, but, I thought I'd use the great resource that is this fandom before I got really sick of searching through recaps.  Thank you and love in advance for any help you can give! :)