Unsubs / It's That Guy! - Jim Parson needs to play an unsub

[gsyh.livejournal.com]

I know we have some crossover fans since both Big Bang Theory and Criminal Minds are nerrrrrrrrd shows, so gosh darn it, tell me I ain't the only one who thinks Jim Parsons need to get in here and play the unsub of the week?

ETA: Click on the cut and highlight to read spoilery quotes, it's from last week's BBT episode:
"As a symbolic gesture to all the bullies who tormented us for years, we should open our home to Jimmy. And once he’s asleep, we kill him." *!!!!* "I said it would be nice. I didn’t say we should do it."
- Sheldon Cooper, 511 "The Speckerman Recurrence", Big Bang Theory (also a CBS show, be easy eh?)

...who's on your wishlist? So far, on CM confessions tumblr, I've seen request for Pretty Little Liar(wut that?), Hugh Laurie (House), and Kristen Stewart (Sparkles Vamp).

Already Done by CM: Cmdr Riker putting the rapist in therapist, dweeby Wesley Crusher got poetically trucked down (Sheldor rejoices!), heartthrob from Dawson ties Dr.Reid to a chair and puts things inside him

I think we still need:

- Jim Parson, as stated above, as frequently joked in BBT "He's one lab accident away from being a super villain", frankly, I think he'll work as a "House Cleaner" sort of character. The BAU is called in to investigate the serial murders on the set of "Jersey Shore"...

- Kathy Griffin (The D List, Suddenly Susan, Anderson's Platonic Other Half), the Jokerish killer that will make your murder into a comedy

- Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) can play sweet nerdy girl who coolly stages the death of her rivals as the work of a serial sex killer. Spencer can be her bodyguard before they figure out she's the true killer, they bond over their bullied childhood with powerless parents and then she breaks his heart by trying to cut it out.

- Ricky Martin, because it's always funny to see old pop stars on the show.

Comments

[morejoyful.livejournal.com]

As someone who watches both BBT and CM, I think Jim Parsons playing an unsub on CM is an interesting idea, but I would really appreciate if you wouldn't post spoilers for BBT in a CM community. I don't know that there is a "rule" against this in this community, but it would be courteous of you to at least warn for spoilers or place them under a cut, given that you are talking about the most recent episode of BBT. Thank you.

[cammieluvr.livejournal.com]

Omg I completely second your idea of Kathy Griffin!

Unsub!Spencer Reid ---- Rec

[gsyh.livejournal.com]

...because while we are on the subjects of nerds gone bad:

A Terrible Liar (http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Spencer%20Reid*s*Original%20Female%20Character/works) by wolfinred (clare_dragonfly)
Criminal Minds
Explicit
Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
F/M
Complete Work
8 Aug 2011
Tags

Graphic Depictions Of Violence Rape/Non-ConSpencer Reid/Original Female Character Elle Greenaway/Spencer ReidSpencer Reid Original Female Character Emily Prentiss Derek Morgan Original Characters Elle Greenaway Aaron Hotchner Diana Reid Jason Gideon Jennifer "JJ" Jareau Penelope Garcia Alexa Lisboncm_bigbang Agent As Unsub Non Consensual
Summary

NATHAN. So you said a lot of them kill prostitutes?

REID. That’s the number one serial killer target, actually.

NATHAN. So is that for sex or because they think they’re dirty and need to be punished?









.....usually, the team as Unsubs have them as vigilante killers, or in the case of Spencer, he'll be the /mercy/ killer. This is the first one I read (outside of the kink meme), where our baby bird Spencer was written as a rapist - and I thought it totally made sense, in story - it added something about the football field incident.

[runawayroadkill.livejournal.com]

Would pay good money to see Damian Lewis as an unsub.

[kandy-barr.livejournal.com]

Phylecia Rashad coz she is my queen fave for life
I want Frank to come back
Kirsten Dunst would make for a good unsub

I just want more FEMALE unsubs. Its probably not realistic but I want :(

[citjara.livejournal.com]

Vincent D'Onofrio! He's done serial killer before - he can be pretty twisted and scary.

I second the plea for more female unsubs and less dead females.