Fic: Knock on Coffins

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Straight out, unbetaed, more or less first draft, done strictly for my own amusement, and no warranty express or implied.

Title: Knock On Coffins
Author: bear (matociquala)
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: FRT (a little swearing, some violence)
Genre: Gen
Pairing: No.
Spoilers: yes (this takes place somewhere probably immediately after "Ashes & Dust")
Disclaimer: Not for profit, strictly for entertainment, and completely and totally not mine.
Summary: Houdini kept a lockpick in his mouth for so long that he eventually wore a pocket in his cheek.

In the spirit of the show, this one comes with opening and closing musical selections:

(Over the cold open)

"Drive on, think positive, get off your butts, knock on coffins, etc." -- David Berkowitz, 1977

(Over the fade)