Guess what? I've found Viper!

[0justanothergrl.livejournal.com]

Seriously.  There's a guy in Toronto, ON , who basically runs a "class" for men.  While I may have joked amongst friends that a class for women re: how to get over my nervousness, this guy is a narcissistic asshat, and the links I'm posting are definitely NSFW.

I wanted to share because, a: part of me can't believe "Viper" exists, and b: I figured the rest of you would be just as shocked/horrified as I am?

Exhibit 1:  Voicemails Dimitri left for a woman, which she played on the radio:
http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

Exhibit 2: HIs official website:
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

Exhibit 3: Youtube videos, where he talks about how women are biologically engineered to be gang-banged.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q&feature=channel

Comments

[finchesenroute.livejournal.com]

CREEPER ALERT

And I'm not going to click that last link for fear of my blood pressure.

[twinsfan33.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure they based him off of that guy on that VH1 show, "The Pick-Up Artist", too.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/the_pickup_artist/season_1/series.jhtml

[jm-kaye.livejournal.com]

I was about to say the same thing. Except "Mystery" dresses a lot worse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_(pickup_artist)

[0justanothergrl.livejournal.com]

I'm a little disgusted that "Mystery" is Canadian.

Man, I do *not* understand the appeal.

[webofglass.livejournal.com]

Feminist rage quickly rising.

I found this blurb on another site ...

[(Anonymous)]

Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Let me explain. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …

http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

Also, here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

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[(Anonymous)]

Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Let me explain. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
DIMITRI THE STUD VIRAL MARKETING HOAX (http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/)

I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": TORONTO REAL MEN (http://torontorealmen.com) ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

Also, here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds: RAPE MEETING ANNOUNCEMENT (http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html)

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S FLYER (http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse)

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S BANNED ANIMATIONS (http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html) ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Here is The Prophet's main web site: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S WEB SITE (http://dimitrithelover.com)

We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

DIMITRI Intro I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s)

DIMITRI Intro II (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes)

DIMITRI Metrosexuals I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU)

DIMITRI Metrosexuals II (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw)

DIMITRI Feminism (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q)

DIMITRI Dream Woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg)

WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

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[smks.livejournal.com]

Um.

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[0justanothergrl.livejournal.com]

I read the comments on the first link, and one commenter said the attendees of "Toronto Real Men" have been sworn to secrecy about the potential movie.

I'm still disturbed that people showed up for those meetings in the first place. Anything that advertises with this: "Also, here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds: RAPE MEETING ANNOUNCEMENT" is not okay in my books.

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[0justanothergrl.livejournal.com]

I'd also like to know how he 'lost' his psychiatry licence in 1994. Just sayin'.

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm one step ahead of you on that. I went to the College of Physicians and Surgeons web site and it says he tried to hug and kiss two patients. He supposedly could have re-applied for his medical license after 5 years, but I read on another site that he was quoted as saying "I chose not to because no one tells him who I can fuck. No one.". Gotta respect his convictions.

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[0justanothergrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see.
Well, that makes it all better, then.

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[jm-kaye.livejournal.com]

LOL! How do you rape someone with your mind? Is it like a Jedi mind trick, or is it something a Vulcan pervert would do?

okay, I think I just figured out his target market.

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[0justanothergrl.livejournal.com]

I just had the most disturbing image of Tuvok from Star Trek: Voyager.
o_O

[lady-of-scarlet.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, what is wrong with him?

(Running hypothesis: overbearing mother and passive-aggressive father, culminating in an inferiority complex during childhood which inevitably leads to the great narcissistic superiority complex we see today as a coping mechanism to deal with intense emotional and sexual insecurity...*ahem* Or something...)

[0justanothergrl.livejournal.com]

You're not too far off. According to Wikipedia:
"According to court transcripts and disciplinary records from College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario, one parent of Sears was abusive and alcoholic and his other parent struggled with mental illness.[3] Sears describes his parents: “My father was very physically and emotionally abusive. My mother was just a borderline manic, histrionic, dramatic woman, and I did not grow up really understanding what love was.”[1]"

[lady-of-scarlet.livejournal.com]

Wow. Yeah, I can see that. Messed up guy.

[flameturnedblue.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, they played the first clip on one of my local radio stations just a few weeks ago! Apparently, he's famous in Europe too *cringes* See, CM is all about RL lol

[(Anonymous)]

The disturbing thing is that it appears very, very few people know that the voicemails are completely FAKE. When I first heard them, I knew instinctively they were. But, people are so fucking naive! Word is beginning to spread about the movie, so we are probably some of the first few people in the world to be privy to the fact. I can't wait until people learn that he pulled the wool over all their eyes.

Has anyone seen the "Banned Animations on his web site?

[(Anonymous)]

The "crucifixion of Dimitri" is hilarious, but the "ejaculate conception" is downright disturbing:

http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

[aoibhe.livejournal.com]

My poor, still hung-over brain can't focus beyond: DDDDD;

[lady-of-scarlet.livejournal.com]

LMAO, I'm afraid to look then, if that was your response!

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

I knew these people existed, but every time it's brough to my attention, all I can even think is Holy Shit.

[annievh.livejournal.com]

Some men should be castrated.

U think that makes me a dyke in his eyes? lol

[jm-kaye.livejournal.com]

Being a lesbian is NO excuse! (http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse)

[annievh.livejournal.com]

it kinda sounds like a SNL sketch - not a brilliant one.
hard to take the guy seriously.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

What.

......

o.0

A world of no.

[irvys-sefie.livejournal.com]

UGH. I live half an hour outside of Toronto. Just knowing that there's guys like that out there PERIOD is bad enough, but having HIM that close is just plain gross.

[scarimor.livejournal.com]

I dunno... Exhibit 1 sounds like a script with a bit of impro thrown in. Didn't bother with the other two.

[woodchoc-magnum.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've heard of this guy. He is an absolute dipshit and I'm pretty sure he's insane.

Really makes you wonder about some guys.

[thalia-csiny.livejournal.com]

Not cool, man, not cool.

[cpolk.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD

I'm sorry but I'm shrieking with LAUGHTER at these voicemails. seriously. If I got these voicemails I'd put them on the internet to share the lols like *THAT*

Oh god this is ridiculous, seriously what a moron!

[dragonladyk.livejournal.com]

People like Viper not only exist in real life but there's even a book about them (http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738). A really fricking expensive book that I found enlightening to read in a "know thine enemy" way.

DragonLady