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[lady-lilith.livejournal.com]

My favourite exchange from the whole show:

Gideon: Try. Fail. Try again. Fail better.
Reid: Samuel Beckett.
Morgan: Try not. Do or not.
Reid: Yoda.

What's yours?

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[madlori.livejournal.com]

Reid: (to Morgan) I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
Morgan: When did I ever say that?
Reid: Every day since I met you.
Elle: This morning at breakfast.
Hotch: Yesterday when he beat you at cards.

Close second:

Rossi: What do you need to break it [the code]?
Reid: The ability to clone myself and a year's supply of Adderall?
Rossi: I'll put on the coffee.

[deva-duta.livejournal.com]

I LOVE that second one! Hilarious and adorable! :]

[acacia-123.livejournal.com]

I just watched this episode right now
what a coinky-dink!

[lady-lilith.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Not really, if you're watching Ion too.

[acacia-123.livejournal.com]

hey . . .

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

Reid: Do I look twelve years old to you?
Gideon: Fourteen?


(Honorable mention:
Reid: What are you guys doing here?
Morgan: What's it look like?
Reid: Breaking into my room and watching Days of Our Lives?
Rossi (flipping off TV): The Young and the Restless.)

[brabbel.livejournal.com]

Which episode is the second one from?

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

"Memoriam." Just prior, they've really been laying on the noir sort of sense thick, and then they yank the rug out from under it with that. Very nicely executed.

[emberfire.livejournal.com]

This is hard to do! There's so many great exchanges I love and a few have already been posted :)

1x01
Hotchner: This is Dr. Reid
Heather’s Brother: Doctor? You seem too young to have gotten into Medical school...
Reid:There are PhD's. Three of them.
Heather’s Brother: Are you a genius or something?
Reid:I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. [gets a weird look] Yes, I’m a genius.

4x16
Reid: Female serial killers are a fascinating field. We don't have much information on them but what we do know involves throwing the rules right out the window. Signature for instance - they don't torture or take trophies.
Morgan: Because there is no sexual gratification when a woman kills.
Reid: Exactly, murder is their goal, they don't have to do anything extra.
JJ: So basically women are more efficient at killing.
Reid: Historically they've had body counts in the hundreds.

[woodchoc-magnum.livejournal.com]

Hotch rattling off statistics about drownings in Charm & Harm, much to Garcia's amazement.

The whole elevator scene and subsequent exchanges regarding elevator scene.

Garcia threatening Morgan with Photoshop.

Hotch and Garcia's phone conversation in 52 Pickup. ♥

There's so many, I can't even think properly. Ooh, another from 52 Pickup - Prentiss and Jordan interviewing Viper. And any Hotch & Prentiss scene from 52 Pickup as well.

Can this list go forever? In a nutshell, anything Hotch says or does.

Also that scene, I can't remember the episode though but I'm pretty sure it's Aftermath in Season 2 (that's the one where Elle goes bonkers, right?), where Morgan says the most sickenly sweet thing to Garcia in a room full of women and then says, "It was a work call." Priceless! :P

Oh, and the music discussion from The Performer. ♥ I'm still reeling (I possibly forever will be reeling) from the fact that Hotch is a Beatles fan.

[annievh.livejournal.com]

this first one with hotch and garcia - what was it? i can't remember this scene, what happens there?

[iscaris.livejournal.com]

4x18: Omnivore

Hotch: You can put that away.
Rossi: You sure?
Hotch: It's a little dramatic, don't you think?
Rossi: My wife always said I had a flair for the dramatic.
Hotch: Which one?
Rossi: All of them.

[krazikrys.livejournal.com]

That line that you quoted is definitely one of my favs! How can you go wrong quoting Yoda? *sigh*

[full-metal-ox.livejournal.com]

One of my favorites is the head-on culture collision that was Garcia and Rossi's first encounter:

Garcia: "Speak and be recognized by your empress, mortal."
Rossi(nonplussed): "...Is this the technical girl?..."

Another involves Mom and Little Bro being themselves:

John Blackwolf, to one of his reservation students: Samuel, tell the men from the FBI who the Gahe' are."

Reid: "The Gahe' are mighty spirits who dwell in desert caves."

Hotch: "Reid, is your name Samuel?"

Reid: "Sory."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_nextboldmove_/]

I LOVED that exchange in that episode...Hotch gets this proud look on his face even while he's chastizing Reid...

Withholding quote for fear of spoilage (5.11, "Retaliation")...

[full-metal-ox.livejournal.com]

And, as of last night, I'm going to add the Best Chewing-Out Ever from an arresting officer to a serial rapist, abuser, and murderer.

Erratum:

[full-metal-ox.livejournal.com]

Sorry--the quote in question is from 5.10, "Slave of Duty." (I assure you that I'm *not* privy to advance screenings!)

[ningengirai.livejournal.com]

From "The Angel Maker", 4x02

Rossi: They have parachutes on board, right?
Reid: They should, it's standard on all federal air transport.
Rossi: Maybe we can give on to the elephant in the room, get him out of here?
Morgan: That'd be the elephant with the dead man's DNA.

[jm-kaye.livejournal.com]

The elevator sequence.