Don't go on dates with too pretty guys, ok?

[a_blackpanther]

This is the discussion post for episode 5x14 "Parasite". Watch out for SPOILERS in the comments.

Comments

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

It feels really weird to be getting the show an hour early. My schedule, it has been thrown!

And wow, someone's taking the Patrick Bateman bit too far (No wonder, he was the slimy ex-boyfriend on Harper's Island).

[irvys-sefie.livejournal.com]

Eeeeee this is the first discussion post I've been around for in a while, and it's an hour before most people get to see it. Figures, right? XD

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

It's so empty in here!

[rainbow-goddess.livejournal.com]

An agent from the white collar division who has been following the same white collar criminal for five years. If it weren't for the murder, I'd think they were channeling White Collar. Now I want them to invite Neal Caffrey to come in and give them input into the way a white collar conman's mind works.

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

Neal Caffrey, yum!

[sandersidle.livejournal.com]

Okay so the guy who came to JJ seems odd. Like the camera zoomed into him fumbling with his hands and Prentiss noticed. Those moments always mean something.

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

I vote for more closely involved with the victim/or another one who's been swindled by the UnSub.

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

Just leave Reid there with a pot of coffee and come back in a half-hour. He'll be done by then.

[britt-m-89.livejournal.com]

don't forget the adderall!

[irvys-sefie.livejournal.com]

Oh hi Morgan's facial hair. It's been a while!

Also, lol at Reid being the only one remotely optimistic about Mt. Paperwork

[procedurals.livejournal.com]

heh, "Mt. Paperwork"

[sandersidle.livejournal.com]

That girl has sharp ass nails. Damn.

[irvys-sefie.livejournal.com]

I just watched Must Love Dogs yesterday with my mom, so it's kinda weird seeing Victor Webster go from sweet boyfriend of Diane Lane's gay best friend to...this UNSUB.

[irvys-sefie.livejournal.com]

"Transgressions"? Oh Dave. You enjoy that word a bit too much.


...Oh crap. There's a kid.

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

o shit he has a family!

aaaaand offs the client in the trunk while the kid's in the front seat. Classy, UnSub, classy.

[irvys-sefie.livejournal.com]

Breeeaaaakdooooown!

[sandersidle.livejournal.com]

Oh shit she dropped the p bomb! He's gonna be so stressed and kill her or the BAU will get there just in time.

[irvys-sefie.livejournal.com]

...Yanno, there's some sort of commentary there where the kid's so absorbed in his tv viewing that he's oblivious to a murder right behind him...buuuut I'm too busy being horribly creeped out by that whole thing to delve into it. *cough*

[dragonladyk.livejournal.com]

Kids hyperfocus like that. TV, book, toys, what their brother is doing, doesn't matter: if it's got their focus, the parent does not.

DragonLady

[sandersidle.livejournal.com]

Some shit's about to go down~

[irvys-sefie.livejournal.com]

FAIL COP IS FAIL

ETA: I really hated the last bit of this ep and I don't even know why. O.o

[sandersidle.livejournal.com]

It pissed me off because I thought we'd get an explaination for why the cop was so jittery.

[sandersidle.livejournal.com]

I thought the cop would get in trouble for that. Idk. I mean they didn't see that he had a gun and it was in front of the kid. Fail.

[runriggers.livejournal.com]

Oooh the guy from Mutant X

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

crap, read all the comments.

Did not realize this aired early in Canada.

Oh well.

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

Question: As much as I love the glimpse of Morgan's tattoo from under his t-shirt, wouldn't that violate FBI dress code?

Granted, CM doesn't usually pay attention to the dress code (why hello there Reid's hair!) but this one just struck me in particular. Probably because the WaPo had an article fairly recently about how conservative the DC dress code is and how employees with tats often need to hide them from employers...

[ogiraffe.livejournal.com]

I always wondered about his tattoos too!

[epicet.livejournal.com]

Did Garcia just change her hair or did I just not notice? Either way, it looks fab.

[ogiraffe.livejournal.com]

they mentioned it one or two episodes ago, Morgan called her "Red"!

[ogiraffe.livejournal.com]

Did he seriously not dump the body overboard? Would have been so much safer!

[epicet.livejournal.com]

"I laid in bed next to the man who killed my husband."


This made me lol. Yes because otherwise it would have been just peachy, lady.

[ogiraffe.livejournal.com]

HO SHIT HE HAS A KID

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

Not just a kid- a blonde kid. What's up with that? His wife(?) is also brunette...

[epicet.livejournal.com]

I like how they treat Reid like a dog. "Look, Reid! Words, Reid! You like the little words! Now go get us an unsub! Good Reid!"

[ladymalchav.livejournal.com]

:snerk: So true!

[ogiraffe.livejournal.com]

As a (mostly) Floridian I'm distressed at how many episodes take place in FL :| NOT SURPRISED BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF NOTHING BUT CREEPIES but still D:

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

Remember the line, "How bad?" "Florida"