Why I should never mix obsessions

[gen-is-gone.livejournal.com]

After seeing Inception for the fifth time the other day (yes, I am obsessed), I began to think: If our intrepid BAU team were an extraction team instead, what role would they each play? for anyone who hasn't seen Inception, the list is under a cut.

So the list is this:
Hotch: An extractor or point man
JJ: A point man or forger
Reid: An architect
Garcia: A chemist
Morgan: An extractor

and also
Gideon: Definitely an architect

As for Rossi, I think he'd be what Saito was, giving the team jobs and bankrolling them. Saito's movie title was the Tourist but it's not the actual job description. And I have no idea what Emily and Elle would be. Any ideas? Also, what do you think their totems might have been?

Comments

[poeticpathetic.livejournal.com]

Emily would be a point man, JJ would be a forger. JJ's got the interpersonal skills to mask herself and be what people want her to be. She's the front face working with the victims/law enforcement, so it makes sense. And Emily's got that sharpness required by the point man.

Elle would probably be a point man. I think Garcia could also be an architect as well as a chemist.

Apparently people DO think about this, haha.